The Art of Elitism
Five months down the line you are yet again blessed with my words of wisdom. Over that time many came to me asking for guidance and begging for knowledge. However the true art of elitism lies in ignorance and as an elitist bastard in every sense of the word I ignored all such requests. Never question as to why an elitist does what he does, why he does it or when it is going to happen, because he will do exactly what needs to be done when the time comes. Our thoughts are so far and beyond anything a regular person could comprehend that there is no point in explaining.
Whilst you yourself cannot hope to become an Elitist Bastard, heed my words and you too shall grin as you demonstrate your superiority over everybody else. Elitism is an art. It is a science and a religion. It determines those that stands alone at the top and those that look at the soles of my shoes from down under. How can those crawling in mud looking up to an elitist standing on a hill understand what lies beyond the horizon? Shut up, that was a rhetorical question. They can’t see shit. Simple as that. Those below them see even less. The best you can do is look at those above you and mimic their actions, follow in their footsteps and learn to accept their ideas as fact.
In time you will learn to move, talk and act just like an elitist at which point you become one yourself. A true elitist however will never allow for that to happen and adapt so that whenever you follow, he steps away. He will shed everything you imitate and adjust as necessary to compensate. Learn to follow and you will also learn to lead. You will forever chase the elitist, but at one point you will turn around and notice that there are others chasing you. At that point, you have succeeded. You have become a mid-tier elitist.
I took the liberty of making a Venn Diagram, which should simplify the entire concept, for the verbally challenged.
