Elitist Bastards http://www.elitistbastards.com We're just better. Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:13:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en The Art of Elitism http://www.elitistbastards.com/2008/09/04/the-art-of-elitism/ http://www.elitistbastards.com/2008/09/04/the-art-of-elitism/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:29:12 +0000 Lucian http://www.elitistbastards.com/?p=14 Five months down the line you are yet again blessed with my words of wisdom. Over that time many came to me asking for guidance and begging for knowledge. However the true art of elitism lies in ignorance and as an elitist bastard in every sense of the word I ignored all such requests. Never question as to why an elitist does what he does, why he does it or when it is going to happen, because he will do exactly what needs to be done when the time comes. Our thoughts are so far and beyond anything a regular person could comprehend that there is no point in explaining.

Whilst you yourself cannot hope to become an Elitist Bastard, heed my words and you too shall grin as you demonstrate your superiority over everybody else. Elitism is an art. It is a science and a religion. It determines those that stands alone at the top and those that look at the soles of my shoes from down under. How can those crawling in mud looking up to an elitist standing on a hill understand what lies beyond the horizon? Shut up, that was a rhetorical question. They can’t see shit. Simple as that. Those below them see even less. The best you can do is look at those above you and mimic their actions, follow in their footsteps and learn to accept their ideas as fact.

In time you will learn to move, talk and act just like an elitist at which point you become one yourself. A true elitist however will never allow for that to happen and adapt so that whenever you follow, he steps away. He will shed everything you imitate and adjust as necessary to compensate. Learn to follow and you will also learn to lead. You will forever chase the elitist, but at one point you will turn around and notice that there are others chasing you. At that point, you have succeeded. You have become a mid-tier elitist.

I took the liberty of making a Venn Diagram, which should simplify the entire concept, for the verbally challenged.

]]> http://www.elitistbastards.com/2008/09/04/the-art-of-elitism/feed/ Well Hell-the-fuck-oh http://www.elitistbastards.com/2008/04/13/well-hell-the-fuck-oh/ http://www.elitistbastards.com/2008/04/13/well-hell-the-fuck-oh/#comments Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:27:09 +0000 Lucian http://www.elitistbastards.com/?p=6 Name’s Lucian. Lucian Valentine. The main man. The alpha pig. The living incarnation of an elitist bastard. The living legend himself in the flesh. I see all; I hear all; I know all; and here, I share it all with you. Why? In a nutshell - because I can.

“There is no right or wrong. These are only judgments about different viewpoints that may be chosen to experience separation in another way.”

I open this blog with a bullshit quote by some tool who believes s/he knows what it’s all about. Right and wrong definitely exist else we would not have a need for lingual terminology for either. Furthermore, differentiating between the two isn’t really considered rocket science. All it requires is a little forethought and insight. Fortunately for you, Elitist Bastards are now here to enlighten you on your path to true understanding to life, people, the universe and how to look down on others with grace.

With that, I welcome you and let your mental revolution begin.

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